We’re turning up the heat today with my annual Rated R Gift Guide! This is one my favorite guides to put together every year because who doesn’t love a gift that’s a little bit saucy? Let’s get f*cking to it!
Check out my full (and very fun, if I do say so myself) list of Rated R gifts and my all-inclusive comprehensive gift guide for everyone on your list!
Gold Xanax Pill Box
How fun for a bar or tabletop accessory? I guarantee you’ll get a good laugh out of whoever opens this.
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Tom Ford Fucking Fabulous Candle
For a fucking fabulous friend, this decadent candle is exactly the indulgence they deserve!
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Middle Finger Object
Talk about a conversation piece! This cheeky ceramic statue is technically a jewelry stand but I sort of love it for styling a book shelf.
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Fuck Necklace
If I didn’t have children who I was actively teaching about the difference between adult words and kid words, I would be wearing this every day.
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Full Dose Ornament Set
I mean, my Substack is called Medicated Millennial Mom for a reason!
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Cheeky Needlepoint Ornament
Tie this with ribbon around a bottle of wine and gift it to the most stressed out mom friend you have. She’ll appreciate the sentiment.
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Gummies Canister
You’re free to store whatever you want in this playful ceramic canister, but gummies aren’t a bad option…
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Sexy Time CBD Patches
For those nights when you need a little extra help getting in the mood, these patches deliver a powerful blend of L-Arginine, Maca, Tribulus, and CBD. A fun stocking stuffer for an adults-only Christmas morning!
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THC Infused Spritz
A hangover free alternative to alcohol, this cannabis-infused Spritz delivers that perfectly buzzy and relaxed feeling without any of the guilt the next morning.
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Massage and Intimacy Oil
This sandalwood and cardamon scented oil takes you right from a massage to something more! I think the packaging is also so pretty.
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Mushroom Chocolate for the Bedroom
Give the gift of pleasure with this bundle of mushroom chocolate + a subscription to the spicy audiobook app Dipsea. Perfect for a solo or couple adventures!
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goop Voyage Kit
A fun little kit full of everything you need for a night of fun, plus a très chic leather briefcase to store it in.
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CBD Joints
Funny, relaxing, and perfectly legal! For the Dad who just need a little something to take the edge off, he’ll be shocked (and grateful).
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To find more Rated R ideas, head right this way!
