Looking to spice up your gift-giving this year? This guide is sure to turn up the heat and get a good chuckle. Sex, drugs, and foul language…. what could possibly go wrong?! If you get easily offended, please skip this post 🙂 But if you don’t, I highly recommend a look-through.
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Lacquer F*ck Around Tray, $72
I love this one because it looks innocent enough from afar, but when you get up close it will give anyone a good laugh.
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Unbound Vibrator, $98
A vibrator that looks this chic and feels this good is a great gift for the hottest ladies in your life. Sleek, elegant, and colorful, it’s the kind of self-care gift that feels both indulgent and empowering.
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F*cking Fabulous Candle, $140
It truly does smell f*cking fabulous too. Take one whiff and you’re in for a treat!
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Shrooms Canister, $325
Jonathan Adler does irreverence right… This canister is as pretty as it is silly. And would look absolutely lovely with all my blue and white decor, I must say! This is coming from someone who has never done mushrooms, BTW.
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Go To Sleep Gummies, $62
I’ve never found a better sleep aid than this for anxious nights. Each gummy has 1mg THC, 1mg CBD, 1mg CBN (sleep aid), and some other herbs. It’s Melatonin-free too, which is nice. I take only HALF of one and I have the best sleep ever!
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WTF Needlepoint Pillow, $88
I might have to make something similar for my next needlepoint project, what do we think?
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Dame Sex Oil, $24
A cardamom- and sandalwood–scented full-body massage oil that will truly set the mood.
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Puff Puff Pass Ashtray, $12
The perfect stocking stuffer for your favorite pot head. I kind of want this for myself as a jewelry tray!
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It’s Beginning to Look A Lot Like F This Candle, $29
This would be a great White Elephant or Yankee Swap gift because it’s both funny and smells amazing!
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Dame Sex Pillow, $129
Dame’s sex pillow is a soft but firm wedge that supports you in a variety of sex positions to find the perfect angle every time. It blends into your bedroom by day and spices up the nights. Yes, the cover is washable 😉
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Botox Ornament, $20
I feel like I want to buy one of these for all of my friends as a gag gift this year.
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Alice Sex Mushroom Chocolates, $59
I’m not gonna lie, I’m curious about microdosing mushrooms and have heard great things about this brand. They have options for sleep, energy, relaxation, and this one for desire.
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The Finger Hand, $29
How fun is it to have this on your desk and then hold it up on a Zoom call when someone says something annoying? Just kidding, don’t do that and then sue me for getting fire.
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Full Dose Gold Ornament Set, $68
I feel like if you’ve made it this far you think I’m a pill popper, but I assure you I’m not. I do take an SSRI for anxiety and kind of love joking about it so these ornaments are on my personal wish list.
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