Looking to spice up your gift-giving this year? This guide is sure to turn up the heat and get a good chuckle. Sex, drugs, and foul language…. what could possibly go wrong?! If you get easily offended, please skip this post 🙂
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Fuck Stud, $275
I saw someone with this earring in and immediately stopped her to ask where it’s from. Kind of obsessed. It comes as a necklace too!
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Curse Word Pens, $12
A hilarious gag gift to bring to a white elephant party. Is it weird that I want these?
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Shrooms Canister, $325
Jonathan Adler does irreverence right…. This canister is as chic as it is silly.
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Sex Oil, $55
A very pretty bottle of lube that feels like a perfect stocking stuffer for a spouse.
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WTF Needlepoint Pillow, $88
I might have to make something similar for my next needlepoint project, what do we think?
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Full Dose Box, $75
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It’s Beginning to Look A Lot Like F This Candle, $29
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Weed Canister, $30
I don’t know anyone who isn’t an edible taker at this point. This canister makes me lol.
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Remaining Fucks Notebook, $20
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Pom Vibrator, $99
This brand is everywhere right now for a reason. Their vibrators are both cute and…well…effective 😉
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Chez Gagné – Hand Job Hand Crème, $18
The packaging is funny but this hand lotion is actually great! I got it as a gag gift last year but use it regularly.
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The Finger Hand, $29
How fun is it to have this on your desk and then hold it up on a Zoom call when someone says something annoying? Just kidding, don’t do that and then sue me for getting fire.
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Full Dose Gold Ornament Set, $68
I feel like if you’ve made it this far you think I’m a pill popper, but I assure you I’m not. I do take an SSRI for anxiety and kind of love joking about it so these ornaments are on my personal wish list.
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Go the Fuck to Sleep Shower Steamers, $24.95
I love these shower steamers, I have them in 3 scents and use them at least once a week. This scent is great for a relaxing nighttime shower.
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Tease Vibrator Ring, $249
I mean IDK who is buying a $250 vibrator ring but I feel like someone out there has to have this, no?
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